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1: Food heals your wounds.

2: Fallen enemies/allies will almost always leave behind something useful.

3: When there are a lot of people working for someone, the minions tend to be identical to each other.

4: When I die, I can come back to life if I have a clone who looks just like me (might explain the above).

5: There is a path of money along the ground that will lead me to where I want to go.

6: No matter what the currency is, I can exchange at a conveniently open shop for something valuable.

7: Bats, cats, spiders, dogs, snakes, scorpions, zombies, skeletons, mummies, and other dangerous animals are in the big Baddy's employ.

8: My own weapons won't hurt me, and an explosive's power has a short range.

9: Said weapons can never run out of ammo (unless they're ones I find on the ground).

10: Whatever new weapon/item I just received will help me beat the boss.

11: Said boss will always be at the end of the level with several hundred enemies  in between us.

12: Said boss will also have a weak spot/phase of weakness that I can exploit, no matter what.

13: The weak points are almost always the face, the head, eyes, the mouth, old wounds, anything pulsating, a strange looking gem, lights, the thing that needs to charge up, machines/magic sources that empower the boss, whatever I can reach with an item, or made of glass.

14: The best fighting moves can only be achieved with the hardest combos.

15: There are items that can make me temporarily invincible.

16: After getting hit once I'm temporarily immune to damage.

17: Life has a difficulty setting that can be changed if things get too tough.

18: Enemies take turns attacking each other.

19: When in doubt, cheat codes.

20: Spikes will instantly kill you. Always.

21: There's always a way to the boss.

22: Potions will always do something helpful.

23: I can charge up some weapons for better attacks.

24: When you run out of lives, you can choose if you want to continue or not.

25: There's always background music. (except sometimes for the cutscene)

26: You can get a hold of a radar/map that's not only capable of telling you where you are, but who's around and whether they're friend, foe, or NPC.

27: If you fill up your meter, you can unleash a devastating attack that wipes out all enemies in sight.

28: Sometimes pits aren't full of spikes, but being bottomless is just as bad.

29: When racing/driving, there are places/items that you can use to increase your speed for a while.

30: Enemies don't check boxes that tend to move around a lot.

31: If you hit an item while driving, you won't need to stop to utilize it.

32: Almost any ammo is good for any weapon.

33: You can fight ghosts with guns, bombs, swords, your fists & vacuum cleaners.

34: Flamethrowers won't set anything but your enemies & wooden stuff on fire.

35: Bubbles can give you enough air to last longer underwater.

36: Projectile weapons move slow enough to be avoided.

37: Dead enemies flicker away instead of remaining there.

38: If a door is blocked off, it usually means it's not the right path.

39: A colored key/key card has a lock that matches it.

40: Shops almost always have JUST what I need.

41: Bubbles aren't always friendly.

42: You'll never take damage from jumping down a great height.(unless it's a bottomless pit or had, like, spikes or lava)

43: Double jumps are both possible and awesome. ^^

44: Collecting enough of a set of rare items will unlock something.

45: You can drive any vehicle without actually needing to take lessons.

46: No one will question your choice of alternate costumes, whether you look stupid or you're pretty much naked.

47: Springs can always help you jump higher.

48: Most puzzles have a clue as to how to solve it.

49: Unless you're wearing a particular costume/have a particular item, no matter what new environment you enter, you will most likely die.

50: It sucks being in a video game.
Something I made yesterday when my Internet was down.
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archwings99 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
46 made me laugh a bit.
Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer

You should check out the 100 list ^^
TheDreamerOfTime Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So true. :XD:
Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD Got any to add to the list?
TheDreamerOfTime Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
-Enemies are bouncy

-You can always just look up stuff on Google if you're stuck.

-You always should save when something important happens in case you die or the power goes out.

Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
^^ Nice ^^
TheDreamerOfTime Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Here's some more-

-You can run forever and never even get out of breath.
-When you're sneaking around, there's always conveniently placed objects to hide behind/ in.
-Shop owners are willing to sell dangerous objects to little kids as long as the kid has money for them.
-There's always someone willing to tell you what to do, but they won't or can't help you do it.
-It's okay to walk up to complete strangers and say hello to them.
-People usually have something helpful to say to you, and they will say it over and over again.
-If you forget something in the last place you've been in, don't worry because you can always go back and get it later.
Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
TheDreamerOfTime Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah I was thinking about it later and I came up with a whole bunch of hilarious stuff.
Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Guardian-of-Legends Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
So true, so true indeed.
Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Know any others?
Guardian-of-Legends Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Student Digital Artist
-Never, ever, EVER run out of rings.
-Your princess will always be in another castle- until the 8th try, that is.
-attacking the landscape will earn you precious rewards.
Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD Good ones
Guardian-of-Legends Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:bow: Thanks!
Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Uber-Dan Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
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