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Merry christmas y'all!!! (Almost last update!)THis are all gifts!!
(Maybe I will make some more ... MAYBE!)
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50 THINGS VIDEO GAMES HAVE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE:

1: Food heals your wounds.

2: Fallen enemies/allies will almost always leave behind something useful.

3: When there are a lot of people working for someone, the minions tend to be identical to each other.

4: When I die, I can come back to life if I have a clone who looks just like me (might explain the above).

5: There is a path of money along the ground that will lead me to where I want to go.

6: No matter what the currency is, I can exchange at a conveniently open shop for something valuable.

7: Bats, cats, spiders, dogs, snakes, scorpions, zombies, skeletons, mummies, and other dangerous animals are in the big Baddy's employ.

8: My own weapons won't hurt me, and an explosive's power has a short range.

9: Said weapons can never run out of ammo (unless they're ones I find on the ground).

10: Whatever new weapon/item I just received will help me beat the boss.

11: Said boss will always be at the end of the level with several hundred enemies  in between us.

12: Said boss will also have a weak spot/phase of weakness that I can exploit, no matter what.

13: The weak points are almost always the face, the head, eyes, the mouth, old wounds, anything pulsating, a strange looking gem, lights, the thing that needs to charge up, machines/magic sources that empower the boss, whatever I can reach with an item, or made of glass.

14: The best fighting moves can only be achieved with the hardest combos.

15: There are items that can make me temporarily invincible.

16: After getting hit once I'm temporarily immune to damage.

17: Life has a difficulty setting that can be changed if things get too tough.

18: Enemies take turns attacking each other.

19: When in doubt, cheat codes.

20: Spikes will instantly kill you. Always.

21: There's always a way to the boss.

22: Potions will always do something helpful.

23: I can charge up some weapons for better attacks.

24: When you run out of lives, you can choose if you want to continue or not.

25: There's always background music. (except sometimes for the cutscene)

26: You can get a hold of a radar/map that's not only capable of telling you where you are, but who's around and whether they're friend, foe, or NPC.

27: If you fill up your meter, you can unleash a devastating attack that wipes out all enemies in sight.

28: Sometimes pits aren't full of spikes, but being bottomless is just as bad.

29: When racing/driving, there are places/items that you can use to increase your speed for a while.

30: Enemies don't check boxes that tend to move around a lot.

31: If you hit an item while driving, you won't need to stop to utilize it.

32: Almost any ammo is good for any weapon.

33: You can fight ghosts with guns, bombs, swords, your fists & vacuum cleaners.

34: Flamethrowers won't set anything but your enemies & wooden stuff on fire.

35: Bubbles can give you enough air to last longer underwater.

36: Projectile weapons move slow enough to be avoided.

37: Dead enemies flicker away instead of remaining there.

38: If a door is blocked off, it usually means it's not the right path.

39: A colored key/key card has a lock that matches it.

40: Shops almost always have JUST what I need.

41: Bubbles aren't always friendly.

42: You'll never take damage from jumping down a great height.(unless it's a bottomless pit or had, like, spikes or lava)

43: Double jumps are both possible and awesome. ^^

44: Collecting enough of a set of rare items will unlock something.

45: You can drive any vehicle without actually needing to take lessons.

46: No one will question your choice of alternate costumes, whether you look stupid or you're pretty much naked.

47: Springs can always help you jump higher.

48: Most puzzles have a clue as to how to solve it.

49: Unless you're wearing a particular costume/have a particular item, no matter what new environment you enter, you will most likely die.

50: It sucks being in a video game.
Something I made yesterday when my Internet was down.
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:iconthedreameroftime:
TheDreamerOfTime Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So true. :XD:
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Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD Got any to add to the list?
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:iconthedreameroftime:
TheDreamerOfTime Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
-Enemies are bouncy

-You can always just look up stuff on Google if you're stuck.

-You always should save when something important happens in case you die or the power goes out.

^^
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Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
^^ Nice ^^
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TheDreamerOfTime Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Here's some more-

-You can run forever and never even get out of breath.
-When you're sneaking around, there's always conveniently placed objects to hide behind/ in.
-Shop owners are willing to sell dangerous objects to little kids as long as the kid has money for them.
-There's always someone willing to tell you what to do, but they won't or can't help you do it.
-It's okay to walk up to complete strangers and say hello to them.
-People usually have something helpful to say to you, and they will say it over and over again.
-If you forget something in the last place you've been in, don't worry because you can always go back and get it later.
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:icongatlinggundemon9:
Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Nice!
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:iconthedreameroftime:
TheDreamerOfTime Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah I was thinking about it later and I came up with a whole bunch of hilarious stuff.
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:icongatlinggundemon9:
Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
^^
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Guardian-of-Legends Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So true, so true indeed.
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:icongatlinggundemon9:
Gatlinggundemon9 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Know any others?
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